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J-Lo, Jo, Mojo, Jojo .. well they really are just plain ol' me. Bookmark this page for some bedtime reading and do post some comments once in a while for the love of me. *^_^*

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Ada apa dengan FA?

Happy FA Day. Here’s my picture contribution…




Ok now will somebody tell me what’s the whole FA craze thingy? I know, I know I’ve gone into hiding lately… so PLEASE for the love of ME (or FA) tell me what’s with the whole I LOVE FA craze??????? I LOVE FA but why does the rest of the world too?

Ok I’ve been lazy

Been preoccupied with two things:-

1) Moving office

2) Sean

Life has never been more blissful, with a brand new office, brand new environment, brand new relationship, a brand new phase of life.

I LOVE…………………………………………

…………. my new office lah!

Food, beer (not like I drink), hair salons, music centers, dance schools, convenience stores, mamaks, fancy restaurants, pool (???) but unfortunately no foosball :(

Birthday is next month… so soon… and as a favour to you, here’s my 22nd birthday wishlist…

1) Tinting for my Mocha

2) CD Player for my Mocha

3) Gear/Pedal lock for my Mocha

4) New shoes for my feet

5) Undending supply of cigarettes for my blackened lungs

6) Gym subscription for my body-of-lard

7) Wishful donor to clear my debt collection

Not too bad… just 7 things this year. Surprise me! :)

Monday, September 12, 2005

Male strippers

There’s a wedding bash, the girls get together for one last night of hard partying before the big day, so do the guys. Guys get the female strippers, and girls get hunky jocks in … firemen costumes?

And so there’s the pole dancing, lap dancing, dirty dancing and then the strip dancing. See the package, go woo wow yeah, and call it a night.

I digress.

Aunty Lilian’s cue to write about encounters with flashers brought back several memories, of my personal encounters.

I used to walk some 700m from home to the piano school where I teach piano at (back when I resided in Sri Petaling). During a few encounters, I noticed a funny looking (mentally unsound) guy cycling past, throwing drink packets (the kind we use to “ta pao”) containing water into my direction landing somewhere near me (thus me getting splashed).

Then there were a few times this funny guy walked ahead of me, and started scratching his butt. *URGH* ~Shivers~

The big bomb came when one day, he seemed to be waiting around a corner for me to appear, and then walked in front of me… then he just stopped in the middle of the 5m wide road, took off his shorts and continued walking. What amazed me is beneath those knee length shorts, he wore a pair of bicycle tights instead of briefs. Never mind that, he then continued walking and stopped by the side of a parked car, took off the bicycle tights, turned around and kept gesturing for me to look at him, and since I wasn’t responding – he put his shorts back on and started scratching his butt once again. GROSS.

In July I walked to the post office near my office along a rather quiet stretch. A young Indian guy walking in the opposite direction gestured for me to stop which I didn’t (thinking he was a beggar asking for donations of some sort) but unzipped his pants anyway and showed me black mamba member which I saw from the corner of my little eyes as I hurried on my way.

Yet we pay people to strip for us, and get all excited over it. Guys… how would you react if I flashed my boobs at you say… in a deserted parking lot? Scream like a pussy? Shout BOOB FLASHER? Run for your dear lives?

Sigh…

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Oh… an anniversary


FINALLY something that lasted a year. Besides the birthday, I don’t quite recall celebrating a year of anything… I’ve never had a relationship longer than a year, never owned something for more than a year, done something for more than a year… and the list is never ending.

Here I am, sitting at my place in this office, where I’ve been sitting for ONE FREAKING YEAR! Yup, 6th September marks ONE FREAKING YEAR in MC, ONE FREAKING YEAR of handling the same client, ONE FREAKING YEAR of watching people walk in and out, ONE FREAKING YEAR of eating at the same mamak, ONE FREAKING YEAR driving the same route across town…

Happy Anniversary to me. I’ve made my ONE FREAKING YEAR mark in my FIRST JOB. Lucky me… really :)

Was browsing the aisles at the Car Accessory shop below my office, and the one thing that caught my attention is the faux Ambi Pur car air freshener (old and new model). The entire thing up to the packaging is similar to the original… even the pricing is SLIGHTLY lower than the original… funny people doing funny business…

Friday, September 02, 2005

Sex is Zero

So Merdeka came and went, and September is here. It passed as just another holiday to me… not to say I’m unpatriotic or what, but just like my birthday… I’d plan to just stay home and sleep (off the hangover) after one night of celebrating with friends… in this case it was Misai with Sean, my client and her Bf. We did wish each other HAPPY MERDEKA when the fireworks went off… Teh Tarik is cheaper than beer any day!

I wanted to berbelog in my Bahasa Kebangsaan but then… I think I wrote 2 paragraphs before I had to leave the office and completely forgot about it when I got back.

Moving office to Damansara Perdana next week, now that renovations are complete. I doubt the traffic would be any better compared to what I face currently, with small jams and traffic lights along the way slowing things down. Will I still be able to wake up at 8, leave the house at 8.30 and reach the office at 9? Only time will tell…

I have a question. What’s a good brand of mooncake to buy? Say… as a gift to someone’s mom??? The few good ones I’ve gathered of are Kam Lun Tai, Yuk Woo Hin & Overseas. Any others?

Korean movies are good. We celebrated Merdeka watching Sex is Zero. A heart-warming comedy about Sex and college students. It covers the whole package, group activities, chicks, the nerd (in this case the sohai), the heartthrob, the school beauty, the school jock, virginity, masturbation, porn, pregnancy, abortion and “LOVE”… you get the drift.



So the story is about this mid-20s guy who joined college after a stint in the military. He plays the sohai in the show, doing the dumbest of things (i.e. eating rat poison), jumping off the building etc… but he’s the hero of the show. Some of the scenes .... well this is one of them...



The humour is tasteful, even though most of the show was about reading subtitles. Something along the lines of American pie, but definitely more tasteful than Hong Kong comedies of the Lau Ching Wan type. Get the DVD today… If you need to buy it, let me know I’ll give you my recommendation.

It’s FRIDAY so WORK HARDER so that you can finish earlier and PARTY THE WEEKEND AWAY! Enjoy J