There’s a wedding bash, the girls get together for one last night of hard partying before the big day, so do the guys. Guys get the female strippers, and girls get hunky jocks in … firemen costumes?
And so there’s the pole dancing, lap dancing, dirty dancing and then the strip dancing. See the package, go woo wow yeah, and call it a night.
Aunty Lilian’s cue to write about encounters with flashers brought back several memories, of my personal encounters.
I used to walk some 700m from home to the piano school where I teach piano at (back when I resided in Sri Petaling). During a few encounters, I noticed a funny looking (mentally unsound) guy cycling past, throwing drink packets (the kind we use to “ta pao”) containing water into my direction landing somewhere near me (thus me getting splashed).
Then there were a few times this funny guy walked ahead of me, and started scratching his butt. *URGH* ~Shivers~
The big bomb came when one day, he seemed to be waiting around a corner for me to appear, and then walked in front of me… then he just stopped in the middle of the 5m wide road, took off his shorts and continued walking. What amazed me is beneath those knee length shorts, he wore a pair of bicycle tights instead of briefs. Never mind that, he then continued walking and stopped by the side of a parked car, took off the bicycle tights, turned around and kept gesturing for me to look at him, and since I wasn’t responding – he put his shorts back on and started scratching his butt once again. GROSS.
In July I walked to the post office near my office along a rather quiet stretch. A young Indian guy walking in the opposite direction gestured for me to stop which I didn’t (thinking he was a beggar asking for donations of some sort) but unzipped his pants anyway and showed me black
mamba member which I saw from the corner of my little eyes as I hurried on my way.
Yet we pay people to strip for us, and get all excited over it. Guys… how would you react if I flashed my boobs at you say… in a deserted parking lot? Scream like a pussy? Shout BOOB FLASHER? Run for your dear lives?