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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Testicular ..


There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a
knock at thePersonnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws
open thedoor and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that
she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the
entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager
decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle
Me Elmo's ll over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two
test tickles".

*Joke Whored from a mail forward from some forwarding mail Yahoo! Group...Image whored from Google images ... and idea whored from KY :P..*

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